ELiYHU, YesheYHU, Elisha, Moshe the first human Cohen, MeechaiELYHU, YirmeYHU, Shimshon, Devorah, David.
No, he didn't tell me he was going to do it. Yes, I was the first to wear a mask in public, I think the barkeep moved my tripod cam or a ghost did or the wind who knows.
From: Michael Klein
Sent: Monday, October 5, 2020 10:25 PM
Subject: Because the World Needs It
Not only because of the reason listed in the subject, but the 3 of us as well. The release date is the morning of devil’s night day, 7 am PST oct 30th. 4-5 days before general election.
After seeing grumpy old men at the debate, I decided it was time to make good on the raised hand in 8th grade proclaiming what I wanted to be when I grew up, the only one, of course. Kleinthedeal.com
Since then, a little about me:
Youngest foster dad on record , age 23, currently I think like 10, 9 boys one girl ages 24-32, 2 grandsons in Israel, 2 grand pups. I am the only Auto Asexual virgin on Earth that I have ever heard of.
Imdbpro: Michael Klein (24) beep beep jack bower style. My advocate Ben Reder would not rep me for free all these years if I wasn’t special. The magazine was the only publication listed in over 500k businesses for the longest time in the database. The original, which took months and 60 people and all working for free, is STILL unmatched anywhere. Trademarked Jan 2010. Stolen 7 years later? Size was around 9.5x11.5
Google: handsomely homeless, of which I was for 6 years. One of my charities is helping youth homeless in NV. Second charity is nami.org and the 3rd is mazeltovuniversity.org, which came out of seeing my youngest now Axel’s father murdered on a pbs special in HD and was like, oh hell no.
Google: fake magazine los Angeles or mazel tov records or whip that sissy. Charliewonka.com funny 4 hours later cousin David Klein announces his golden ticket contest after registering this site
Second issue: Me myself and I with help from the creator, also attached. Overnight top of the inet with fakeisreal.com challenged and beat aoki and Skrillex since they no showed. Global first face to the flu virus. And butt-cheeks. First mag flip cover style. Size of actual mag: 11x14 , and when possible to order will be printed with sportsflix-style 1986 baseball card material and holographic paper, available for special order.
ANYWAYS, the only reason you 2 didn’t win Oscars was because the people at the time making the decisions were old and didn’t have imaginations. I almost know for a fact that you can’t imagine just how impactful that film was and the performances in it since I was in kindergarten at the time and I’m a legacy. All of my generation now with kids and such, will melt at the sight of this vision given to me from EL ELYON:
The never-ending story here in the USA has been the 2-party system which we are about to smash. Cover: 2 of you holding up mirrors , me slightly behind as the choice, youngest @ 42 years old available. First order of biz: move capital to Kansas City, middle of country. Style: Inked-1800s / The contrast is the back cover, I will shoot that with the latest and greatest called the RAZR from Moto , I have 2 of them. Sexiest phone ever made. Some other pose.
Inside: No interviews. The song attached will say enough. Plus the scenario: Slumber party! Yep. It’s time, fellas. Left side magazine will be the old style then contrasted simultaneously on the right with the modern prints.
Bring pjs. Sleeping bags optional. I’m already packed and not even kidding. Coolest things I’ve got are a replica Simon says and chess/checkers board, gremlins, karate kid DVDs and a Guinness book of world records.
And yep. The most fking outrageous scenario that anyone on earth would have last guessed all of a sudden drops. The doing of hair. One flipping thru a mag or a book while the others call chicks. And yep, PILLOW FIGHT, im guessing which one will want to show off his forbidden in the OT ink,.. LOL If you cannot picture this and your creative and possible altruistic side is not kicking in by this point, then mazel tov! You have officially become a vegetable. 2 playing chess while I am trying to give advice, which will hmm a kiddie pool or slip and slide and on and on I was laughing so hard earlier OH YEA a my little pony for Noach (or ofc a wooden horsie…. (btw kern sax and Suren Seron from sushi girl are both my fb friends since around 2010 and 100% can vouch for me,/ same with Teresa Soleau “Works at J. Paul Getty Trust” who has known me since 1998 from her older brother in Michigan also if you are still doing work with them )
ALSO ofc a dragon, but a scary one….. hmmm… and on and on. Deadline I will try and keep to 3 days before release, so safely Oct 26th and Acceptable the 27th since I am assuming that many hard copies of such a once-in-a-lifetime global-spirit-lifting-event-photos will take time to develop. Feel free, however, to use any and all space for any typing, opinions, poems, anything. Fellas – I have no clue how y’all are irl except for what I JUST looked up a day or two ago. This is so on the hush hush I cannot even believe I am writing this email and didn’t even tell moms anything. BTW I promise no flu, even so we are all in the .004% range for death and I will personally since I am immune be anyone’s caregiver if somehow it happens since I worked as an indentured servant for an als for years. Administering orange juice to either one of you will not be a problem. I have 52 pages each issue, every other one is a human on the cover, and this and 2024 will be the only appearances I make. We can take a ton, remember old on left new on rt for every shot – as long as I have a few left over for my schlumkins over in Caloocan manila distract metro of whom live under a dictator who compares himself to Hitler and If you look around you’ll see I grew a toothbrush moustache as a Hebrew being so pissed off at this pos – then the travel ban happened and I couldn’t get Axel out of there, I mean the third world is horrendous – there’s a link to their story the front line on the Fuck you Duterte page on mazeltovrecords.com/911
This – is – the – IT So I am looking at Fri the 16th or Sat the 17th. Don’t care where, I live in Marina del Rey or have mustang sally to drive anywhere and if anyone needs a ride.
Attached are both the unmatched 10 years ago release PDF, and the one remember remember the 7th of September 10th ann/2nd issue as well. Will need a little help as well to make sure at least one major picks up the bombshell or just point me to the rt direction, LA times knows me for sure already and both issuu and Yoko Ono follow me on twitter.
Do it. You shall not be disappointed – I guarantee it. (Men’s warehouse ha-ha) Also, if needed I don’t mind to agree to a deferred rate as reasonable and as understood reliant upon ad revenue received.
Ok heres the song: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=YkgkThdzX-8&feature=share
Did you put your weed in there? Gap girls #1 SNL Farley Fries.
Accept/reject digital stat cookies IDGAF brownies are better anyways, punk.